Ask Pinkamena!

nudisto-beeeeeeeeeach:

You’re soimageAnd I’m soimage

"Kiss me, I'm Irish. Well, no. I'm not. Whoops." ((HEY LOOK WHO'S NOT A DUMB SHIT TODAY))

manehattan-bridle-bookclub:

askpinkamenadianepi:

manehattan-bridle-bookclub-deac:

Keen looked over to his pink party friend before giving her a smile in return for the request. “Well, how about a friendly kiss on the cheek? I can’t do anything past that really.” The grey stallion first embraced Pinkie, before giving her a peck on the cheek. “You have to come and stop by sometimes you know?”

(YOOOOO YOU’RE ACTIVE. HELLA.)

"I know!" she laughed. "Last time I saw you there weren’t this many ponies with you! But it’s great to see you again."

((It’s been a while and I don’t have any idea what’s going on with you all anymore ^u^’

But I have missed you!))

"Well, I am in the middle of a book club meeting," Keen explained, giving the party pony a bright smile. For some reason, it was just natural instinct to return the smile that Pinkie wore. It was something infectious yet satisfying. "It’s more of a weekly reunion between old friends and family members than a book club. We just needed a cooler name." 

(It’s fine. It’s so nice to have you back again. I missed you too.)

"Well let me say that it is a really cool name!” she cheered. She smiled around at all the different ponies scattered around the room. “You have a big family!”

"Kiss me, I'm Irish. Well, no. I'm not. Whoops." ((HEY LOOK WHO'S NOT A DUMB SHIT TODAY))

manehattan-bridle-bookclub-deac:

Keen looked over to his pink party friend before giving her a smile in return for the request. “Well, how about a friendly kiss on the cheek? I can’t do anything past that really.” The grey stallion first embraced Pinkie, before giving her a peck on the cheek. “You have to come and stop by sometimes you know?”

(YOOOOO YOU’RE ACTIVE. HELLA.)

"I know!" she laughed. "Last time I saw you there weren’t this many ponies with you! But it’s great to see you again."

((It’s been a while and I don’t have any idea what’s going on with you all anymore ^u^’

But I have missed you!))

*comes in dark cloak* ???: hello you know who I am?
Anonymous

"Yes. Your name is question mark question mark question mark. Nice to meet you."

''but see Pinkamena that is the thing... he had to wait for the ponies to die.. And even then he was still made fun of by the grandchildren and children... And waiting is just something that ponies really don't like doing, and that pony waited and never mended the relations of the ponies. Pinkamena life is short and if you don't mend the bad you haven't even lived. My offer still stands but if you don't want to... Your loss. *He said taking the subject off him for a while*

"But I don’t want to be friends with ponies who hate me!" she wailed.

Kill my brother

((Go away.))

Kill my brother please. *points at my brother that is being annoying and a noob*

((Stop.))

I need to borrow one of your knifes, so can you give me one?

((No.))

*sighing he started the story against his better judgement* ”Alright I’ll just compress it….. Once upon a time a looooonnnnggggg time ago. There was a filly who just decided to do his own thing not worried what it might cause to his friends and family. He started by going to the library of canterlotian records and finding the oldest book there so he came across a very dark and gloomy restricted place of the library….. He found a book an old book, really old book, and looked up on it. in that book However was a very dark and mysterious black power even the princess couldn’t match, not even the elements of harmony that filly soon found out. So when he became of age to leave his house he left never returning looking back just being gone off the face of the earth. No one knew where he was. He just vanished, though the princess knew what happened too him ‘leave him be in his twisted mind’ she said knowing full well what would happen to that stallion…… He died….. And in his place an alternate appeared. and was ridiculed not knowing why everyone hated him so much. He then started to hate everything in the world, however, as time went by he did not age and did not die. He just was there, in a hollow shell of himself still hated by the elders. now. So he came to Ponyville to start anew. But not everything he desired and hoped came to be for word came around, and, still being hated he became desperate for somepony to actually be nice to him. When no  help came he made a being with his dark book, and, it too hated him and made fun of him for being a pathetic pony. The pony gave up hope and killed himself or tried to anyway. After he tried everything, he soon figured everything out. He found no joy no sorrow, just…. A shell.” *He sighed and turned away* ”Sorry I really didn’t want to go into details uhm… maybe another time” *he asked trying to detour the conversation down*

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Pinkamena blinked. You could practically see the gears turning in her head as she processed the story, contemplating what to say. “Well then…” she began. “That was interesting. Didn’t know you had THAT kinda past, but hey! You aren’t hated anymore!” Pinkamena sat back on her hind hooves and gestured to everyone. “I bet not one person in this bakery hates you- and I definitely don’t!” She beamed happily at her friend.

''Hmph! Party pooper'' *He said in a defeated tone* ''I know exactly how you feel too... And that is the bad thing'' *He whispered darkly* '' Pinkamena, do you want to here a story about my life?''

Pinkamena went from angry to concerned. “…okay. If you want to.”

He tilted his head by the time she got out of the room fast, trot to follow her and stop downstairs.

She kept running, towards the door in a mad dash to the hospital.

''Pinkamena c'mon it's a perfect day to do it I mean I know you really dislike her and your making new friends but I think it is time you mend your old relations with you friends, please pinkie you guys were really good friends... aaannnnnnddd I won't take no as an answer'' *he said with a sing song voice at the end*

"No no no no no no NO!” she yells, baring her teeth. “I don’t WANT to see them!”

He sighed and returned to a normal stance, calming his voice and summoning a telephone, "Go for it, if its the only way to prove that Im real then do it."

"Simply calling wasn’t exactly my train of thought." she answered before dashing toward the door as fast as she could.

''Why not I have a perfectly good foothold on where she is it'll be a perfect chance to figure out where the others are and for you two to catch up'' *He said his voice becoming trailed and excited* ''I mean you two don't really like eachother that much but still come on Pink... amena'' *extending his arm and catching himself so he could be formal*

"No thank you." Her words came through gritted teeth and she frowned. “I don’t want to see her.”